Friday, April 12, 2013
Tale of the Eyebrow
A couple days ago Patrick noticed that some of Jason's eyebrow was missing, so he asked him what happened to it.
Jason: Well, you know how I get running really fast, and then sometimes I fall? Well, the blades of grass are so sharp that they cut some of my eyebrow off!
How do you keep a straight face with a story like that??
Me: Did you get a hold of a razor?
Me: You are not in trouble, just tell us what really happened, because I am not buying the "blades of grass" thing.
Yes, he admitted to using his teenage brother's razor, because he wanted it to look like a really cool scar.
The next day, he came home from school...
Me: Did anyone notice your eyebrow?
Me: So what did you tell them?
Jason: I told them I had been involved in some major Ninja fights.
He's gotta get some points for some very clever story telling! Don't you think?