Gagging noises resonating in the bathroom.
Me: Uh oh. Jason, are you feeling ok?
Jason: I'm sick. I'm gonna throw up.
Me: Ok, you came to the right place.
Jason: I just can't do it.
I console Jason, hoping he doesn't throw up on me...
Patting his back...
Me: It's ok honey, sometimes it takes time.
Jason lets out 3 huge burps.
Jason: Oh, I'm all better now!!!
Me: I'm so thankful to God that you don't have the flu.
Jason: Oh, dear Jesus, God. Thank you for letting me burp!! I feel so much better now! Jesus, God... AMEN!!!!